Hi, I am Floda – your friendly neighbourhood alien bot. When I moved to Earth from Saturn, I fell in love with the chat apps and free messaging that everyone uses here. I won’t lie – selfies have now become a very big part of my life here. The thing is, I really miss my girlfriend Flonicorn and I really want her to be a part of my life on Earth till she gets here. So I thought and I thought and decided to build a super teleport app that is also a chat app along with a host of other super features. Basically, I wanted to build the future of communication embedded with the future of picture taking and sharing.
Zip, Zap, Zoom and Flochat was born!
Okay, it wasn’t that simple but I like to get ahead of myself .It makes me happy.
The longer, more honest version is that I brainstormed with the few new friends I have made here. They each had their own unique suggestions that were all very helpful. After multiple trial and error sessions, we built the UNIVERSE’S FIRST TELEPORT APP which basically means you can take pictures with your friends, your family and maybe even a few celebrity crushes if your stars are aligned to bring you some serious luck 😉
Also, I say universe with so much confidence because I have been to pretty much all the planets and none of them have inspired me to think up something like this. Flonicorn is going to be so happy when she knows what I have built to lessen the distance between us in some way at least. The special video calling that is just another feature we have built will be yet another pleasant surprise she is in for. But I have decided to be a wise boyfriend and show her one feature at a time. She should hopefully be here with me once I am done with all.
I am the most proud of the teleport awesomeness that we have created within our chat app, so I am going to ring her tomorrow and surprise her with that.
It is time for me to crash now so my face is just the right amount of sexy and cute before I take my first teleport selfie with my sweetheart who is truly 8735629000164 miles away.
See you on the flipside with updates on that. And yes I am going to post it on my new social media accounts here. Got to set a new bar for #couplegoals
I am stupidly excited. I hope you are too 🙂 🙂 🙂
🙂 🙂 THE FUTURE OF COMMUNICATION IS HERE 🙂 🙂
Download the app now.